Greetings comrades: Its been a while since I added any new episodes. Ive been busy, distracted. So ... Lets dive back into Book 1. Remember when GUteater kidnapped Silverfox? Its one of my favourite stories and takes up about 15 episodes. Ill post the whole thing over the next couple of weeks if youd like to follow. :) GUteater had challenged Winnie to a bear on demon punch up, and while Winnie was distracted, GUteaters Kala Bear minions sprayed Silverfox with Opium Gas and carried him away. We come in on the story one full moon night - Winnie, Silverfox and Neil are watching tele. Here is the report Commander Winnie filed to the KBW Archive. We have kept Winnies original spelling. Sub Section 1 - The Great Opus of Canopus Ep 30 Book 1 - The Kala Bear Wars Canopus in Argos: Commander Winnie addresses the Allies: helo my soldiers and my frens. im am winnie and im hav big story to tel. uther nite im woch tele wif neil and silverfox and tele go all crazy and all of sudden POP and ther was GUteater in the tele lookin out at us. neil fell off cowch. and silverfox hes all snarlin and im stand in front of tele wif my paws on my hips and GUteater say: Well looky here, its the little fat bear with his junky and his dog i say: wat yu want stink face GUteater: I want you corduroy lump. Its time you had a lesson taught little bear. Do you remember Mt Kailash ? When we last battled? And you got lucky with your magic? I should have expected such weak arse trickery from a teddy bear. Pffft. Not even a bear are you. A real bear would stand and fight. No wonder you’re with that big girl Neil. Well little girl teddy bear, what do you say you to a real fight, and none of your witchy tricks. I say the little fat bear would not have the guts to face me tooth and paw. well. i not have guts or teeth. but im am master Bear Punch Ninja and i rilly like fitin so im say yu wan me punch yu stinky face in GUteater? then yu cum out that tele and i show yu wat little fat bear can do GUteater: You’re on doll face. Step outside. then me and neil and silverfox go outside and it full moon and GUteater was ther and neil and silverfox sit down on log to woch us fite. im do proper bow for fitin. but GUteater he just jump on me and he rilly big an hevy. but im hav one arm out so i punch him in ear rilly hard. and he go ow ow and he rol off me and im jump up and im skip aroun and do shadow boxin and he try to grab me but im too qick and im jump on his sholder and im punch him on top his hed. yes and he al time try to grab me and bite me but he too slo and so im punch him face all lumpy. and then he jus stop fitin. and he step bak and he look at me all funny and then he start larfin at me and he say You really are the stupidest fat bear and then he go POP and he all gon. and im jump up and down i win i win. and then im turn roun for see neil and silverfox but neil is noddin off and im think why neil nodding off? he been clean for long time now and then im look for silverfox. but hes not there. and then im think o oh so im do bit magic and i look back in time. and thast how im see wot hapen. wot hapen is this. while im fitin with GUteater his gang of kala bears sneek up and they spray neil and silverfox wif opium gas. and strate away neil nodding and he fall off log. and silverfox he is noddin off too and kala bears carry silverfox away and i don see were they go and now im am friten for silverfox. that GUteater he trik me he say tru thing ... im rilly am the stupidest fat bear
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 09:16:53 +0000
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