Greyson Chapita wrote : ON THE ROAD TO 2014: Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are aware, since Madam Joyce Banda came from her photo session trip in the USA she has been up and down distributing zingwe za ng’ombe, kupelekela zidina and posing for facebook and making her ine ine, ndikuti ine ine speeches, I took time to record some of the highlights in her ine ine speeches just in case you missed them. I think as we are approaching the 2014 polls, it is right and proper for us to be digesting what our leaders are offering us so that we make the right choices. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Her Excellency Dr Joyce Banda in Mwanza, Balaka & Dedza. Sit back and enjoy what chiwongolero amayi, kukhala mzimayi sichifukwa is offering us come 2014. Mwanza: Phuuu phuuuu phuuuuu! (Beating the mic) c’mon, can somebody tell her to stop beating the mic before her speeches? We can at least tolerate her ear splitting tone but not the phuuuu phuuuus. They are so irritating. Here we go: “amayi ndi abambo ine ndi mmayi wachifundo kwambili, mmene ndimabwela ndawona nyumba zomwe mudzi transformation trust ikumanga. Ndipotu ine ndikumanga sukulu ngati ku zomba ndi kwina kotelo” “Inu a mfumu, ndinu mfumu yachitukuko, ndipo leronso ndikufuna ndikuwuzeni kuti ndi inu a senior chief mwachonga pa u T/A. Kodi azimayi inu mwavala nsalu ngati? Kodi olememekezeka a nduna, iiiiiih ndinayiwala kuti unduna unatha, inu a vice president azimayi akufunika nsalutu awa. Eya akuti akubweletselani nsalu.. mphamvuuuuu!” Ndiye ndati ndikuwuzeni kuti ine kuthandiza anthu ndinayamba kalekale. Kwa amene akundidziwa ine atha kuvomeleza. Ndipotu ine ndinkathamanga kuno ndi azimayi anzanga a NABW, muno mwanza ndikudziwamo bwinobwino. Ineyo ndikuti mayi anzanga tiyeni titakate. Tsiku lina ndimalankhula ndi bambowa kuti koma ndiye ine ndikuthandiza anthu bwanji. Ndipotu ine ndikamalowa mnyumba zanu kumawona mmene mukukhalira ndimamva chisoni kwambili, mphamvuuuuu!” “Padakali pano ndiyitane atsogoleri achipani abwere kuno.. inu tazachotseni ichi (pointing to the podium) amayi aujeni alipo, inunso bwelani” end of her speech. Balaka komwenso anakatsegulira mjigo: “Ine ndabwela ine, ine ndiwachifundo ine, amayi ndikuthandizeni.” Oh my same stuff.. stories, stories, stories. Dedza: eish zomwezomwezo odala… nthano nthano nthano. Ine ndikuti ine, shaaaa! Ladies and gentlemen that’s the most powerful woman for you. The woman who dissolved cabinet just to fire two or three people. Comment reserved !!!!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 07:09:28 +0000
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