Gud morning eberywon. Dads still sleepin, sew I camed down stares tew wach telebision. What did I find? Only da bestest vackyewm kleener eber maked. I godda sneek Dads wallet sew I can get dat card dat yew can by stuffs wif. Its gonna be a big aprize four hims. Dis ting can be full ob all da stuff dat gets vackyumed off da floor four 10 yeres (ore maybee day sayed 10 daze.... Jus knot sher) den dey showed a attachmint dat goes on it dat will pick up 16 pool cue balls! I nose how trublesum dem cue balls can be wen sumwon leabes 16 ob dem on da floor. Ill betted ip dey emptyed it, it coud prollaby pick up da hewse. Boy Dad iz gonna be sew prowd ob me four gedding dis ting four hims. I habent sead such a powerfull vackyume cents da time sum guy camed ober tryin tew cell dad a Kirby vackyume kleener. Dat won coud pick up a Volkswagen bug. Aldough I neber sead won Layin on da floor, but its gud tew nose dat ip dare is won da Kirby will pick it up. Dat hole episold didnt end tew well four da Kirby guy. Dad telled him he mite want tew by won but didnt want tew make won ob dem oninformed acisions. Sew Dad sayed gib me yewr fone number an him wood call him back in a couple ob daze. Da guy sayed he coudnt gib owt da company fone number. Ip Dad wanted won him hadded tew by it rite den. Dad sayed ok den I dont want won. Da guy woodnt take know four a answer an he woodnt leabe da hewse. Well at leest knot until da polise came and maked him leabe. Den him standed in da dribeway four won ob dem ours. Dad iz gonna be sew prowed ob mes four dis, Ill prollaby get estra treets four all ob us doggys (aldough Missy an Weezer sayed dey didnt want anyfing tew dew wif it). Eben dough Dad taked up all da carpet an refinished all da floors, dey sayed it werks on bear floors also tew. I kant wate tew see Da look on him fase wen him seas wut I byed four hims. Da vackyume eben comes wif tew horses an dare power. I bee amazed by all da stuffs dey gots tew cell on TB on Sunday mornings. Now all I gots tew dew iz get dat card outta hims wallet! Dis iz gonna be da bestest aprize eber. Pleeze, dont nobuddy tells him bout dis. I want dis tew bee a big aprize. I godda go look four sum moor grate deels, dare are sew many ob dem. An mostest ob dem gib yew 4 or 5 fousand dollars worfh ob stuff four $19.95 plus shipping an handling. Oh an heres sumpin dat ternd frute an vegitables intew juse. Wow I neber noed such tings eben exzisted. Well I godda go an try tew get Dads wallet. Wish me luck eberywon. MORKIE
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 12:43:51 +0000
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