Guess what? Were about #halfwaythroughtheweekend! Here are your #PassiveAggressiveHoroscopes and #Affirmations!: ARIES: Just remember that you can always drool over a restaurant menu you pass on the street but enjoy your home cooked meal. Aries Affirmation: “Life is all about ‘what ifs’. I’m allowed to have fleeting thoughts – that’s why I have an inside voice, remember?” TAURUS: What happens when someone tries to win tug of war with an immovable object? Both of you look stupid but you get a show. Taurus Affirmation: “I think someone delusional just challenged me to a battle of wills. I pity the fool. No, really.” GEMINI: Your brain is leaking ingenuity. Power up that hamster wheel in your head and churn out some good ideas! Gemini Affirmation: “Gawd I’m smart. And creative. And cute. I wish more people would realize that so I don’t have to advertise it.” CANCER: There are some days you wake up feeling like pre-ball Cinderella and other days, liberated Elsa. Build that ice castle! Cancer Affirmation: “My range of moods is so vast, sometimes my awesome mood feels manic. Enjoy now; analyze later.” LEO: It’s going down; you’re yelling ‘timber’. You better move. You better dance. You also better be fair with accolades. Leo Affirmation: “Any victory is sweet, especially if you can overlook the casualties. If I weren’t meant for greatness I wdn’t be a Leo.” VIRGO: Reeds sustain through waves because they are flexible. They also make excellent switches for hitting people – they sting. Virgo Affirmation: “I have to start seeing flexibility as a strength, not a weakness. A strength I should really adopt.” LIBRA: You get a whiff of something big coming; of course you want in. Don’t force it; let it happen on its own, Greedy Guts. Libra Affirmation: “My strengths are detachment and impartiality. There’s no reason I should abandon those for whatever this is.” SCORPIO: As much as you hate giant obstacles, it’s in these circumstances that you shine. Do what you do; your actions will be noticed. Scorpio Affirmation: “Oh look. Goliath. Slingshot, check. Stone, check. Cameras and a Youtube account, check. I’m ready.” SAGITTARIUS: A chance for adventure comes at you from nowhere –if you think too much about it, poof. Prove that you still have good reflexes. Sag Affirmation: “If I read my gut feelings right, I can react quickly, pursue good things. No more lost opportunities for me!” CAPRICORN: If it feels like someone else should be doing it, you’re probably right. Riddle me this. Why ARE you doing it? Capricorn Affirmation: “Am I involved b/c I was asked? B/c I prejudged others’ abilities? B/c I’m a raging control freak? AQUARIUS: Today, you are actually consistent with your motto that there can always be compromise. Drinks for everyone! Aquarius Affirmation: “I am happy to broker mutually beneficial agreements, sometimes even when I have to give a little!” PISCES: You are more and more seeing the correlation between your physical state and your ability to have fun. More kale shakes! Pisces Affirmation: “I have a vibrant spirit and an expansive mind, but they’re housed in a body that must be fueled and sustained.”
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 15:56:58 +0000
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