Guys, Im starting a religion of biscuits. If youre a true biscuit, youll join me in finding true enlightenment through Biscuitism. It all started with A picture of blasters in Sovngarde. And someone asked Are you dual wielding pistols? And I said, and I quote Those are blasters, you uncultured biscuit. His reaction: EITHER WAY THEY DONT BELONG Someone new: Whats the mod for the pisto...errrrrrr blasters? Me: Finally, someone who isnt an uncultured biscuit. Good to see cultured biscuits. Its official. Everyones a biscuit. My friend Peter: Youre a biscuit! And youre a biscuit! Everyones a biscuit! Me: Biscuit Oprah. And now...Im mixing everything with the word biscuit. Talos the biscuit! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give biscuits! We are but biscuits, writhing in the filth of our own gravy! While you have ascended from the dung of biscuitality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once biscuit! Aye! And as biscuit, you said, Let me show you the power of Talos Stormbiscuit, Biscuit of the North, where my biscuits are long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this gravy which is mine. I do this for you, Biscuit Legions, for I love you.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 15:28:06 +0000
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