Guys, Ive decided that next year Im starting my own FMMF: Fashion Meets Moobies Festival. I really want to raise awareness about Gynecomastia (Man Boobs), and let people know that you CAN be fierce with Dude Tits. I only want local bands (other than the headliner), and they must include at least ONE bear daddy. Cause I like bear daddies. And if I see any twinks prancing around, I WILL throw a bucket of doo doo on your Abercrombie double polos. Im the only one allowed to prance amongst the daddies. This goes for butch lesbians also. Youre not allowed because those are Lady Titties, not Dude Titties, and I dont like your stupid A&F polo with the popped collar either. If you have any suggestions about venues ( Id like to keep this in and around the same place, because FESTIVAL), hit me up and become a member of my FMMF Man Titty Committee. I may or may not be asking Beyoncé to headline and sing Titty Hurts. Thanks.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 20:19:30 +0000
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