Guys, you should be thanking God for the friend zone. Why? Because - TopicsExpress



          

Guys, you should be thanking God for the friend zone. Why? Because she realizes you arent her cup of tea and is saving you from a slow and agonizing death. She wont think twice about spilling your herbal insides on the kitchen table, because you just arent the right guy of tea. Now if one of you lovely ladies needs something stronger than tea, like a cup of coffee I know of a guy whos initials are Matthew Revell. :p Just kidding, I dont wake up early enough to bother with caffeine. I actually really like dark chocolate almond milk, but regular chocolate milk will suffice. I am starting to get off topic now. I wonder how long I can drag this out? Are you still reading this? You know every second you spend reading this is a second I have taken from you. Its almost like Im responsible for speeding up your imminent doom! Queue evil laugh here! But it would sound more like Dr. Frankenfurters laugh though. Or maybe Jareth from The Labyrinth! You really should stop here. Or here. This should be fine here. Thanks for understanding. You remind me of the baby What baby? the baby with the power What power? power of voodoo Who do? you do Do what? remind me of the baby I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry What could I do? My babys love had gone And left my baby blue Nobody knew: CHORUS What kind of magic spell to use? Slime and snails Or puppy dogs tails Thunder or lightning Then baby said Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Put that baby spell on me Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump) Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump) Put that magic jump on me Slap that baby, make him free I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try What could I do? My babys fun had gone And left my baby blue Nobody knew CHORUS Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) (x4) Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump) (x2) Put that baby spell on me (ooh) You remind me of the baby What baby? the baby with the power What power? power of voodoo Who do? you do Do what? remind me of the baby Dance magic, dance, ooh ooh ooh Dance magic, dance magic, ooh ooh ooh Dance magic What kind of magic spell to use? Slime and snails Or puppy dogs tails Thunder or lightning Something frightening Dance magic, dance Dance magic, dance Put that baby spell on me Jump magic, jump Jump magic, jump Put that magic jump on me Slap that baby make him free Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump) Jump magic, jump Put that magic jump on me Slap that baby Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Dance magic, dance Slap that slap that baby make him free Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) (repeat ad-lib)
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 04:23:17 +0000

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