G’day plebs, Damo here, also known as the Nug, or to some of you the big swinging foot around campus. Okay here it is, the Big Toes top ten tips why college students like me get to see Obama and you day rats don’t. 1. Our parents pay more tax. 2. We smack piss. Like legends. And as much as you day plebs think you can, you can’t. 3. None of us are virgins. Not even Zach Milgate. 4. Lets be honest, your boss will come from college. 5. Like most of us, I’ve been at college for three years and my parents paid every cent. 6. I still get Centrelink though because my parents forge their tax returns. Get around me all you poor cunts. 7. Ive rolled a scoobie using a page out of Obama’s biography. And more about me: - My most embarrassing moment was when I was in Switzerland, got way too cooked and greened out in front of my host family - I’m one-sixteenth black (#scholarships) - I once jerked nine times in a single afternoon, only pausing because the girl in my lecture left. Suck my bags, happy G420
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 14:35:17 +0000
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