HALLOWE’EN AXETRAVAGANZA. They tell me that it’s trick or - TopicsExpress



          

HALLOWE’EN AXETRAVAGANZA. They tell me that it’s trick or treat A prank or something good to eat When all the children walk the street with costumes made for scaring They’ll come and knock upon your door Behaviour some would readily deplore And some will not get home before the first cock crows the dawning For bogey men ‘round this town do creep when children should be tucked up fast asleep There’s always one…unwary and without a peep will go in expecting presents But when my threshold’s cross’d they’re in my power to do my bidding through the bewitching hours except for those that I devour Their mistake being my good fortune For there is more to some than you might see Which thought you might apply to me Last year I was lax and caught but three but this year I want seven Some chopped up or pounded flat Boiled, ‘till I’ve reduced their fat then I’ll eat their delicacies… Of that You have my solemn promise But should parents keep their children home And not let them walk these streets alone This festering evil might at last begone Of that we’d all be certain They tell me that it’s trick or treat Plump chubby flesh so good to eat An entrée that you cannot beat ‘less parents heed this warning !
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 18:41:19 +0000

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