HEAD-BUTT TO THE OVARIES: Sometimes a woman will manipulate a man with her striking good looks and flirtatious demeanor. This type of woman can live her entire life without lifting a finger to earn a penny; instead, she opts to lead men on with a life that can best be described as one long cock tease of an existence. Since its unbecoming of a man to hit a woman, sometimes a man needs to head-butt a woman in the ovaries. The head-butt is a tricky maneuver since there are very few reasons a guy should ever find himself kneeling in front of a woman. One potentially legitimate reason a woman might expect to find a guy on his knees is for a proposal--which is cliched and stupid, but play along. Just get on one knee and reach into your pocket like youre going to pull out a ring. Then when she least expects it, grab her thighs, buck your head back, and thrust your forehead into her baby maker.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 22:41:29 +0000