HEALTH WARNING-WORDS MEN NEED TO KNOW!! Translating words women use... 1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It! 5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6) Thats Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7) Dont worry about it, Ive got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to Number 3.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 18:50:02 +0000
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