HEART BIT★★★★ Had Man and Brainbox earlier told me they were the younger brothers of Mike Tyson and Evander Hollifield respectively, I wouldnt had believed. That night i believed they could knockout the Great Ali within two Rounds as i saw the heavy punches they let out. The punches flew from different directions to the face of the bus conductor. I and other passengers pleaded, all to no avail. Brainbox stood up, and as he sent out a headbutt to the bus conductor, he swayed and Brainbox head struck the door of the bus. There is what is called Koko in Pidgin. Let me break it down, Koko means what swells forming a mountain curve when your head or any part of your body is struck on a hard surface. I saw Koko grew close to Brainboxs right eye. Another Koko grew as the Bus conductor struck a stick on his forehead. Brainbox was beginning to look like a Monster. There was Stampede and Chaos in the bus and i could hear one of the Heavy duties that sat close to me let out a fart that vibrated the seat i sat. The bus driver brought the bus to a stop yelling that those that were fighting should alight from the bus. abi una wan fight, make una come down, i go show una wetin make them dey call me Chop bottle The Bus conductor threatened. At that moment, i noticed that Man was muttering some words. Was he crying? I asked myself. Flow make una come down make we show this conductor pepper Brainbox beckoned. una go hear am today, na me get this place wey una stand, Mechanic village na my area The Bus conductor threatened and we alight from the bus. I looked around and noticed where we stood was Mechanic village. The dreaded Mechanic village. Mechanic village was a shanty settlement where Mechanical Engineers lived. I prefer to call them Mechanical Engineers because they were expert in the field of Roadside Mechanicology. They could practically perform surgical operations on cars. Infact, i can beat my chest and say they can bring back life to a dead car, be it Bus, be it Truck, be it Lorry. But they had a minus, they were all touts. And fighting was their hubbies. Call them street fighters and you are not far from the truth. It was still raining, although it had reduced. The air outside was cold. Brainbox let out a hard push to the chest of the bus conductor and the bus conductor replied him with a punch to his Solar plexus. I had sound as if Brainbox ribs were cracking. At that moment, the bus driver zoomed off leaving his conductor to carry his cross. I noticed Man kept calm and continued muttering what sounded like Hausa. Eze make una show, dem this boys want fight, make una come make we show dem pepper Chop bottle the bus conductor was calling his friends that were under a shade smoking weed. I needed not to be shown any other pepper, i had seen enough of pepper that day. I noticed that Bigie held two big stones ready for battle. I turned round to see that Tupac was nowhere to be found. where Tupac na? I asked myself. It instantly dawned on me that Tupac went with the bus. Ah! Tupac was so Lily livered that a five year old boy could beat the living daylight off him. na me una wan fight abi, I go show una say na me be the person wey dem dey call Chop bottle, and i be Mechanic Village boy Chop bottle threatened taking steps backwards beckoning his friends to hurry. ur name na Chop bottle, u never chop bottle before, but this my friend don Chop bottle and Razor blade I pointed at Man who was still muttering. Mans left eye was burgundy. I saw three hefty guys came to say Hello to us, each with a bottle. so na una wan fight abi? One of the guys said. no oh, i no follow them oh I almost said. That was when it dawned on me that we were in for it. gbooooooaaaaaaar!! One of the hefty guys smashed a bottle on the floor making my heartbeat read 20beats per second. The bus conductor quickly dipped the bunch of money he held into his pocket, and he attacked Brainbox. Bigie attacked one of the guys with the bottle. Lucky enough, the person he attacked was with a bottle that had not been broken. gboooooooaaaaaar!! Another guy smashed the bottle he held making my heartbeat read 30beats per second. And that was the guy i was supposed to attack. In Taekwondo martial Art, we were taught by our Sabonim that if we want to disarm a person with a weapon, we should sway to different directions swiftly, that if we notice the persons vision becomes unsteady, we could easily collect the weapon, smartly though. In Pidgin to sway that way is called Turn-turn corner, Aeroplane corner. POWERED BY SHAQS GROUP HOLDINGS CLEANING AND FUMIGATION CO.. DIAL 0704095183 ON OLD. PORTBELL ROAD...
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 10:25:17 +0000
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