HELWOZ!. Todayz waz good. Mommy catched da bad cold and cannot hab da smurgerwiez on Tuesdayz,she swept awot today an me an Waven stayed wiff herz den pwayed wiff da pet wobsterz. Tonight our bestest furwiend Buhbee camez ober an he bez spending da night. Tomorrowz when Mommy bez seeing da doctorz we will take Buhbee to get some wunch an some pet wobsterz. Mommy made uz smackawoniez an cheeze an wez had da hotgoggiez an waterz to dwink an wez eated outside. Affer we eated we pwayed wiff our Palwo Verde beetle Pete. He wikez to wear da weash an fwy in da circlez. Wez alzo pwayed in da sandbox wiff da wobsterz. Wez hab da neighborz Kyle and Daniel an dey say dude awot but deyz berwy nice. Deyz alwayz gibz uz tweatz an dey help Mommy out if Daddy iznt here to carwy gwocerwiez. Kyle: Hey little girlz ! oh and a little dude! What are you doing? RAVEN: WE HAVE DA PET WOBSTERS ! DANIEL: OH NO! REALLY ??? RAVEN BROUGHT ONE OVER KYLE: DUDE! THESE GUYS ARE AWESOME..how did you get pet lobsters....you know what I dont want to know. Both guys knew the girls had quite a wild side. So Star and Raven whos your little friend? STAR: BUHBEE! Daniel and Kyle extended their hands out Give us five Buhbee! BUHBEE: gave them five STAR AND RAVEN STOPPED PLAYING AND STARED Kyle: Dude! Its the meat guy Both started cracking up thinking about how the girls like to torment delivery guys. DANIEL: ARE YOU THREE AWARE THAT THE MEAT DUDE SELLS FROZEN LOBSTERS? THE THREE: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! DANIEL: YEP! HE DELIVERS THEM TO THAT MEAN GUY THAT RUINED YOUR HOPSCOTCH GAME AND CHALK ART STAR: HE WONT BE DOINGZ DAT MUCH WONGER!!! THE THREE WALKED OVER TO THE MEAT GUY WHILE DANIEL AND KYLE SNICKERED AND WATCHED THEM BUHBEE: HEY MISSER!!!! WHAT BEZ IN DOZE BOXEZ?? THE MEAT GUY LOOKED SURPRISED OH UH MEAT AND SEAFOOD AND FROZEM DESSERTS STAR: DID YOU SAY SMEAFOOD? MAN: I SURE DID RAVEN: WHAT KIND??? MAN: SHRIMP,CRABS, LOBSTER STAR: LOBSTER???? THE THREE: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AND STARTED TO CRY MAN: ARE YOU THREE OKAY??? BUHBEE: STOOPID MEANIE!!!!!!! DID YOU KILLZ DA WOBSTERZ?? MAN: Feeling amused...uh no! uh they were already dead when they were shipped and I just deliver them! Raven: I dont bewievez youz!!!!!!! You mean stoopid man!!!! Man: do you three work for Green Peace or something?? BUHBEE: WHAT DID YOUZ SAY??? MAN: GREEN PEACE STAR: WEZ DONT WERK FUR DA STOOPID GWEEN PEACE!!!! MAN: Well you sure act like it! Save the lobsterrrrrrrrrrs RAVEN: FOUND A 2 X4 AND HIT THE MAN IN THE BUTT WITH IT YOUZ VERWY BAD MISSER!!!!!!!!! YOUZ IN TIME OUT MAN: Yelled in pain Kyle and Daniel were cracking up MAN: listen you three I just...have....STAR RAVEN AND BUHBEE CAME OVER WITH THEIR PET LOBSTERS BUHBEE: DEYZ ARE FURWIENDZ ! MAN: ARE YOU THREE FREAKING KIDDING ME??? STAR: NOOOOOOPE.....WE WOVEZ DEM MAN: aw thats just nasty!!! RAVEN: YOUZ WANT NASTY?? HERE BEZ DA NASTY!!! SHE TURNED AROUND AND RAISED HER HINEY IN THE AIR PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTH RUUUUUURRRRRRRR *TOOT* MAN: was too taken by the stench to noticed that he was showered with pretty colored glitter MAN: WHEW!!! DANG!!! WHAT WERE YOU EATING??? RAVEN: SMACKAWONI AN CHAZE AN HOT GOGGIEZ MAN: you know that hot dogs come from animals dont you RAVEN: KICKED THE MAN IN THE SHINS : I WIKE DA HOT GOGGIEZ AN DEYZ NOT MADE FWOM DA WOBSTERZZZ!! MAN: Oh I bet the onez that you ate were! RAVEN: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! STAR: GRABBED THE MANS DOLLY FULL OF BOXES AND PUSHED IT DOWN THE STAIRS STOP MAKING FUN OF MY WITTLE SISSER!!!! MAN: HEY!!!!! HE ATTEMPTED TO CHASE AFTER THE DOLLY AND TRIPPED OVER BUHBEES SCOOTER CAUSING HIM TO ROLL DOWN THE STAIRS THREE: SCREAMED WITH LAUGHTER AND WENT DOWN AFTER HE Kyle and Daniel snuck behind them enjoying every moment the THREE: LET THE LOBSTERS SIT ON TOP OF THE MEAT GUY ONE LOBSTER GRABBED HIS EAR THE GUY SCREAMED IN PAIN BUHBEE: YOUZ SCWEAM WIKE DA BIG SISSY GIRL! HE SNATCHED THE LOBSTER OFF OF THE GUYS EAR CAUSING HIM TO HOLLER AGAIN NEIGHBOR DOWNSTAIRS OPENED THE DOOR: What is going on out here?? BUHBEE: pointed at the guy HE BEZ MAKING FUN OF UZ AND TOLD UZ DAT HE KILLZ DA WOBSTERZ Neigbhbor: Noticed their little pets YOU ARE ONE SICKO!!! She threw a pitcher of iced tea on the guy This will cool you off a bit!! MAN: MOANED Neighbor: took the three back to their play areas and kissed all three of them on the head. There now nobody will bother you or your...uh..uh..pets THE MEAT GUY STRUGGLED TO GET UP THEIR STAIRS: this is going to hurt in the morning He pulled the boxes upstairs and walked over to where the three were playing ....this is just frozen cream puffs and the other box is hamburger patties The three: HOMBOOOOOGASSS HOMBOOOOGAS HOOOMBOOOOGAS!!! MAN: NO! NOT FOR YOU!! I AM JUST TELLING YOU STAR: SAW THE ADDRESS ON THE BOX DOSE ARE OURS!!! STOOPID!!! MAN: SAW THE ADDRESS ...OH OH YEAH THEY ARE BUT UH....I HAVVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE AND I AM REFUSING SERVICE TO YOU! YOU! AND YOU! AND THOSE DA** LOBSTERS AND THAT DA** BUG!!!! YOOU LITTLE FREAKS!!!! BUHBEE: YOU CUSSED!!! I HEARED YOUZ!!!!!! STAR AND RAVEN: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! STAR: YOUZ IN TIIIIME OUT!!! MAN: SCOFFS OH I AM SCARED RAVEN: YOU SHOULD BEZ!! SHE PUSHED THE WAGON OUT HIT THE MAN AND HE FELL INTO THE WAGON THE THREE PUSHED IT DOWN THE HILL CAUSING HIM TO RUN INTO THE DOOR AND BUMP THE DOORBELL THE THREE RAN BACK TO THEIR PLAY AREA MOMMY: LOOKED IN PURE HORROR AT THE MAN: I HAVE NO MONEY...YOU CANT USE MY PHONE....I CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO EAT MAN: I AM THE MEAT GUY! MOMMY: THE MEAT GUY....WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?? MAN: I HAVE YOUR HAMBURGER PATTIES AND FROZEN DESSERTS THAT YOU ORDERED. HE WORKED HIS WAY OVER AND GAVE
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 06:36:24 +0000