HELWOZ *WAVES PAW* Okayz so today Me Buhbee an Waven decided to go to a buffet an take Nessor wiff us. Bofe Nessor an Buhbee wike to eatz an so doez Waven . Wez wided da motorkicklez an Buhbee shared hiz motorkickle wiff Nessor . *at the restaurant* HOSTESS: hello...uh...Im sorry, but you cannot have the scarecrow in here. BUHBEE: hiz name be Nessor! HOSTESS: well I am sorry but Nestor has to stay outside. RAVEN: Somebody might steal himz! HOSTESS:Well maybe you should just come back when Nestor is where he is safe STAR: NO!!.Maybe youz can come back when youz know how to tweat cussomerz!.WEZ HUNGWY!!!!!! MANAGER :.came out wanting to know what was going on...ooooh its not going to hurt anything to let them have uh...Nestor at the table with them KITTIES:FANK YOU MISSER!!!! Hostess: what will you be having to drink KITTIES: WATER!! MILK BE GIBING UZ DA DIARWEAZ!!! BUHBEE: Nessor wantz da Diet Cola Hostess: Smiled I see OOOOONE DIET COLA FOR NESTOR and three waters for uh....okay for uh...yeah just three waters. SHE PUT THE PLATES ON THE TABLE. BUHBEE: Whispered to Nestor I will get yers THE KITTIES RAN TO THE BUFFET SQUEALING HOSTESS: went to the table okay NESTOR!!!! HERES YOUR COLOR and three waters for the mutant children NESTOR: Trick or treat! Ooooooh I would ask you for some candy but I am stuck!! HOSTESS: creepy NESTOR : let out a cynical laugh HOSTESS: Must be motion activated THE KITTIES CAME BACK TO THE TABLE AND HAD LOADED PLATES FOR THEM AND NESTOR HEAD HOSTESS: uh...you are supposed to take only what you can eat BUHBEE: OKAYZ! SO WEZ EAT AN GO BACKZ FUR MUR HEAD HOSTESS: Keep in mind we have...pumpkin desserts from October all through November NESTOR: PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER HAD A WIFE AND COULDNT KEEP HER HE PUT HER IN A PUMPKIN SHELLLLLLLL AND NESTOR SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELLLLLLL AAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!.I DONT TAKE TOO KEENLY TO PUMPKIN EATERS HEAD HOSTESS:.nervously laughed uh...that is some doll you three have there NESTOR: WHOSE THE DOLL HERE? BAAABE!!!. THE KITTIES: giggled HEAD HOSTESS: blushed thats uh...very good! I like that uh.....Nestor She quickly left the table and Nestor and the kitties burst into laughter and started eating NESTOR : Lets go get more!! This time the kitties thought it would be fun to walk over to the buffet table A TEENAGE GIRL WAS WORKING THE DESSERT COUNTER: Oooooh hooooow cute!!! WHAT COOL COSTUMES! She smiled STAR: What costumez?.. GIRL: OH! I AM SO SORRY UH...YOU GUYS ARE TAKING A LOT OF FOOD ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO EAT THAT?.BUHBEE: No bez hoping to wet youz eatz what wez dont an den youz can wick our pwatez too RAVEN AND STAR: GIGGLED THE GIRL SHOWED NOW HUMOR: WELL..MAYBE WHILE YOU ARE OVER HERE YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELVES THE EXTRA TRIP BY TRYING SOME OF OUR YUMMY PUMPKIN DESSERTS! NESTOR: I AM NOT A CANNIBLE!!!.WOULD I ASK YOU TO EAT BOX OF DING DONGZ!!! THE KITTIEZ: EEEE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!! DATZ FUNNYYYYY!! GIRL: UH I DONT GET IT NESTOR: In a high pitched voice uhhhh I dont get it! WELL GET THIS YOU AIRHEAD! HIS EYES LIT UP PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER TANGLED WITH NESTOR AND HIS BEATER NESTOR PUT HIM IN A BOWL AND BAKED AND ATE HIM WHOOLLLLLLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GIRL: OH! OKAY! NESTOR: AWWW YOURE HOPELESS THE GIRL STARED FOR A MOMENT: TURNED WHITE AND FAINTED AT THE TABLE:The manager came over...you guys are sure shoveling away the food BUHBEE: IT SAYS ALL YOU CAN EAT!! MANAGER: WITHIN REASON STAR: NESSOR BEZ HUNGWY!!! MANAGER:OOOOOOOH OF COURRRRRRSSE YES SILLY ME!!! NESTOR IS EATING EVERYTHING AND I SUPPOSE IT IS NESTOR THAT DRINK ABOUT 40 Diet colas too kitties: Uh huh!!! RAVEN: SMILED AT THE MANAGER SHE HAD RAVIOLI SAUCE AND RANCH DRESSING ON HER FACE I EATZTED DA SMALAD AND WABIOLWIZ AN PEANUT BUTTER JELDIEZ .MANAGER: and everything else in the restaurant STAR: WOOK AT HOW TINY SHE BEZ !! SHE BEZ JUSSA BABY!! MANAGER: WELL YOURE NOT I AM CHARGING YOU GUYS TRIPLE ON YOUR BILL THIS IS UNEXCEPTABLE BUHBEE: felt Nestor squirm and could sense that Nestor was getting upset BUHBEE: IT IZ ALL YOUZ CAN EAT!!! CANT YOUZ WEAD STOOPIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANAGER GRABBED BUHBEE BY HIS OVERALL STRAPS :YES I CAN READ BUT YOU ATE EVERYTHING IN THIS RESTAURANT! NESTOR: OOOOOOH NO WE DIDNT WE DIDNT EAT ANY OF YOU!!! YOU BLITHERING FOOL!!! YOU BULLY!!! YOU LOUD MOUTH!!!! THE MANAGER FROZE RAVEN: EEEE HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE!! HE MADE A PEE PEE!!!!!! NESTOR: WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO APPRECIATE THE TOILETS AND HOW WONDERFUL THEY CAN BE?? NESTOR: MOOOOOOANED OH NO!!! OH NO!!! BUHBEE: DUZ YOUZ HAZZA FAWTZ? NESTOR: NO!! ITZ BACK! THE KITTIES LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW: OOOH NOOO NANCY DA CWAZY GYPSY MEDIUM!!! NANCY WAS LOOKING AT THEIR MOTORCYCLES AND SNIFFED BUHBEES I SMELL PUMPKIN!!! NANCY: came into the restaurant oooooh nooooo!!!!.Why did you guys feed him? You are going to go bankrupt NESTOR: NANCY TAKE A HIKE!!!! NANCY: OH NESTOR JUST SOFTEN YOUR HEART AND STOP CORRUPTING THOSE THREE INNOCENT CHILDREN NESTOR: OH I DIDNT HAVE TO CORRUPT THEM THEY ALREADY WERE WHEN THEIR MOTHER BROUGHT ME HOME! NANCY: NESTOR YOU MUST FIND SOME REST NESTOR: WELL AFTER I TAKE A NICE DUMP AND EAT SOME MORE I WILL GO HOME AND HAVE A NAP NANCY: NESTOOOORRRRR YOU REEK OF EVILLLLL NESTOR: THAT ISNT ME!!! THEY MUSTVE BURNED THE PUMPKIN PIES IN THE BACK RAVEN: GRABBED NANCYS SKIRT I HAZZA POOPOO AND PEEPEE!!! NANCY: PICKED RAVEN UP OF COURSE SWEETIE! I WILL FINISH WHEN I GET BACK STAR AND BUHBEE SNICKERED: IF YOUZ GET BACK RAVEN: DID HER BUSINESS AND LET OUT A SQUEAL NANCY: WHAT IS IT!!! RAVEN: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SHE FLEW OUT AND SHOWED NANCY TWO SMALL PUMPKINS THAT WERE HAPPILY FLOATING IN THE TOILET THEY HAD FALLEN OUT OF HER POCKETS
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 05:39:34 +0000
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