HELWOZ!! *waves paw* sorwy iz be so wate sharewing da adbenture, but wez went into da Hallerween stur wiff Nessor . Da manager bez knowing uz an wetz uz in befur da stur opened. Dere are a few fingz Nessor hatez to be called curn child, he hatez being called Dude, he hatez pumpkin jokez, an naughty teenagerz. MALE EMPLOYEE: Noticed that Nestor wasnt standing in his makeshift cornfield Dang it, Nestor! How the heck did you get over here by the haunted house. STAR AND RAVEN had taken their places near the dolls. MALE EMPLOYEE: You must be a pervert of some sort, you like the little girlies! He drug Nestor over to his cornfield Nestors eyes lit up and he was laughing cynically. MALE EMPLOYEE: Yeah hahahahaha, now if anyone moves you again, I will be very ticked off! when the employee wasnt watching Nestor grabbed his sickle and slammed the tip of it into the floor EMPLOYEE: Dang! Thats scary that thing looks real!!! As a matter of fact you look like that weirdo scarecrow that stood in an abandoned cornfield near an Indian Reservation....creepy! FEMALE EMPLOYEE: came out and saw Nestor ewwww!! he is spooky, he looks real! She saw RAVEN,STAR, AND BUHBEE. THEY SNUCK BUHBEE IN when nobody was paying attention. Those dolls look creepy too. MALE EMPLOYEE: Wait a minute, I dont remember seeing the little guy in the overalls, where did he come from? MANAGER: Okay guys! Get the doors open, it is 9AM people are waiting to get in. TEENAGERS: Walked up to Nestor BOY 1: DUUUUUUDE!!!! He is ONE CREEPY LOOKING SUCKER NESTOR: mimicked the boy BOY 2: AAAAAW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! He repeats what we say watch this watch this! HEY DUDES! MY NAME IS NESTOR, I HAVE NO BRAINS, SOMEBODY SCOOPED THEM OUT WITH A SPOON!!!! NESTOR: well NESTOR I THOUGHT that I was the only guy named NESTOR! DID THE PERSON WITH THE SPOON HAVE TO DIG DEEP???!!!!!!! GIRL: That is weird! Do You think hes computerized? BOY 1: Maybe but that is creepy! He pulled a quarter out of his pocket. Okay guys! Heads or tails? Heads, I go up their to check out how Mr. Corn child works or TAILS: Joshua (boy 2) does NESTOR: Swung his sickle and made it hit the floor causing the teens to scream the two girls ran and hid NESTOR: HEADS!!! I WANT TO SEE THEM ROLL THE TWO BOYS FROZE IN TERROR AS NESTORS EYES LIT UP NESTOR: So duuuuudes.....you still wanna play heads or tails??? The only thing that flips my switches are little crap heads like you that ditch school and try to call ME BRAINLESS BOYS: Were shivering Its uh our autumn break NESTOR: break huh? I can give you a break....would you like it on the heads or tails??? THE TWO BOYS: NEITHER...UH..NESTOR...UH YOU CAN UH.....PLAY HEADS AND TAILS WITH SOMEONE ELSE NESTOR: Bowed his head aaaawwww you just hurt Nestors feelings AND I HATE HAVING MY FEELINGS HURT!!!!!! He jumped down from his little cornfield and the two boys ran off screaming they hid inside the haunted house knowing that Nestor was too tall to get in NESTOR: AWWWWW COME ON YOU LITTLE WUSSIES!!!! I just want to play heads or tails with you come out come out Meanwhile the two terrified girls made their way out of the store THE THREE KITTIES WENT INTO THE HAUNTED HOUSE BOY 1: Whispered, great now we are in here with creepy little dolls! JOSH: Whispered they are actually kind of cute. Josh picked Raven up: EW SHE FEELS WARM he was feeling around for switches and poked Ravens belly RAVEN: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTH and ejected glitter THE TWO BOYS WERE CRACKING UP quietly hoping that Nestor would not here them BOY 1: Let me try he pushed Ravens belly RAVEN: NOW I HAZZA POOP!!! THE two boys were laughing really hard RAVEN: WAS HOLDING HER BUM AND WHIMPERING JOSH: started cracking up look she even holds her butt RAVEN: Did her lawn mower growl and bore her teeth PUUUUT ME DOWN YOU STOOPID I HAZZA POOP!!! The two boys screamed and dropped Raven RAVEN: SQUEEEEEEEE WAEEEEEE! WAEEEEE! BUHBEE: STOOPID!!!! YOUZ DWOPPED MY BESTEST FWIEND AN HURTSTED HERZ!!!!! BOYS: SHHHHHHH NESTOR MIGHT HEAR US!! BUHBEE: Took Raven out of the house here Stawr Waven hazza poop! NESSORRRRRRRRRRRR!!! SOME STOOPID BOYZ DROPPED WAVEN!!!! RAVEN And Star: were in the stall when some girls came walking in RAVEN: ONE FOOSHIE SPWASH!!!! PWOP!!!! TWO FOOSHIZ SPWASH!!! FWEE FOOSHIEZ SPWASH Girls: were giggling That is like SOOOOO GROSS!! GIRL 2: Anyone have to make any fishies? The girls all giggled RAVEN: finished and both girls came out of the stall STAR: HELLLLLWOZ!! DO YOUZ BE MAKING FUN OB UZ GIRL 1: Screamed EW! EW! EW! WHAT ARE THEY!!! STAR: Looked at the girl..what are youz? Yer make up makez you wookz wike da wacoon an yer gwazzez makez you wook wike a wacoon an hootie owl an yer shortz be teared up an deyz be too shortz! GIRL 1: Uhhh okay...uh..thanks for noticing are you two like little aliens or something RAVEN: Washed her paws no wez not awienz!!!!! HOOTIE OWL WACOON AN WOOK AT YER FWIEND WIFF DA FOOSHIE WIPZ!! STAR: TURNED OFF THE BATHROOM LIGHTS AND THE GIRLS STARTED SCREAMING AND RAVEN AND STAR JOINED IN SO THAT NOBODY KNEW THAT STAR DID IT STAR: Growled SILENCE! YOU SHEEP! The girls grew silent and were breathing heavily with fear STAR: WHHYYYYY DO YOU FOOLZ COMEZ TO UZ GIRL: Whimpered..we just came to shop RAVVEN : GROWLED SHMOOOOP? WHYZ DOZ YOUZ SHMOP IN OUR HOUZE GIRL 2: uh...its no longer your house it is a fun Halloween store STAR: In a sing song high pitched voice: Twick orrrr Tweeeeeat smell myyyyy buuuuttt aaan giiiiibez me sumpin goodz to eatz GIRL 3: Uhhhh it isnt butt its feet STAR: I HAZ NO FEET!!!! GIRLS: Started whimpering okay then uh BUTT IS FINE!!! GIRL 3: WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU DIE RAVEN: What diferwence doez it make? GIRL 3: uh...just curious STAR: DO YOUZ KNOW WHAT CURWIOSITY DID GIRL 3: Uh.....no THE GIRLS PUT GLOW STICKS UP TO THEIR FACES AND THE EYES GLOWED RAVEN: Killed
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 09:09:25 +0000
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