HES BAAAAACK...! Awoke this morning to calm winds, clear skies...and a familiar staccato rattle from the neighbors palm tree. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, its official: Machinegun Woody is back. Speculation abounds about his extended absence. One rumor says the old featherhead suffered an extended hangover after tapping into too many fermented coconuts in Jimmy Buffetts Margaritaville. Another has him flying up to Seattle for a change of scenery, but all the rain up there waterlogged his beak and he had to spend some time in Vegas drying out. As for Woody himself, hes not saying. Hes too busy fluffing his feathers and remodeling his palm tree. Still, its good to have my feathered alarm clock back.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 16:45:01 +0000
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