HEY! LOOK I WROTE A SONG!!! ^_^ From Middle-Earth to Far-off Galaxies Yeah... Nerd Up... Pair your index and middle fingers together! Rings and Pinkies do the same! You betta get readeh...cuz this nerd rap is insane!!! LotR is the bomb by Ph-ar but Im always Re-D to play me some D&D! Yo Betta Trek yo self before yo wreck yo self, cuz my bruthas dey be callin for some Ghost-bust-ers! Goin Back To the basics for The Future of nerdom sake! Star Wars is a staple for the intergalatic take! Now Marvel and at my Marvel skills and prepare for my DC kill! Cuz nothin gonna trump my nerd rap-pin THRIIIIIIILL!.....3....4 With Star Gate on my plate, the haters gonna hate, when they see me with my honey pimpin out in my Cos-Play! Renaissance Festival take my nerdom to another level! Cuz Cos-Playin is a life, and a standard for my wife! Harry Potter 1,2, 3, 4 and 5...they taught me how to read til the books came alive! Film 6, made me anxious for the two part 7 kicks, and the Twilight series, had me floored to my knees [Dude...vampires and werewolves ripping heads off is always awesome!] The Chronicles of Narnia only stopped with book 3? They better hurry up cuz the suspensions killing me! From the Never Ending Story to films like Avatar....with the new computer graphics us nerds can go far! Hunger Games is cool, bad chick with a bow, but dont get me started on my favorite TV shows: Once Upon a Time, Power Rangers and more, Magic Schoolbus was the one to open the nerdom door! Smallville and X-Files, and Warehouse 13...Game of Thrones, when Joffery died? MAN WHAT A SCENE! I was born in the 80s with He-Man and Thundercats...but you know I tell my age when Ninja Turtles is where its at! Farscape, and Heroes, thats all for my selection, it seems like nerdom takes you into a higher direction! Transformers...we all know theyre more than meets the eye, but its the nerd who knows them all that gets the slice of the pie! Merlin and Arthur, us nerds know they exist...but making a tv show for em!? Now thats on the ritz! Stop! ... wait a minute....Dr. Who??? 2.....3....4... The video gaming world puts a nerd in his throne, the only excuse we have to be a gaming nerd drone! Xbox, Bungi, Microsoft and more...they all made my birthday when Halo came through my door! Gaming addiction isnt fiction when Skyrims on the screen...but the sharing PS3 world connects me with my team! Call of Duty: Special Ops and Grand Theft Auto silly cops...oh the joy we have until our mom says: time to stop! You cant beat the classics like Zelda or Mario, Sonic Metroid, Donkey Kong, Kirby or Wario! Megaman by example from pixels to graphics...theres a reason why nerds deem a title like CLASSIC! One more thing that all gamin nerds know...is that you cant be a nerd without playing 5 MMOs! (RPGs fool) Now Ive studied my schoolin, but sci-fi has me droolin, cuz I find chicks with standards that are inter-galatic! Leeloo, Barbarella, Lara Croft to name a few, I dont care if she speaks Navi, Neytiri is hot to! Uhura, Sarah Connor, Ellen Ripley kicks butt, Princess Leia in that slave suit...whoa! NOW WHAT! Dana Scully, Mystique, and Deanna Troi, from middle earth to space, whoa now! simmer down boy! The only nerdom left is the one to make you fall...its gonna be hard...cuz its my Anime call! Always wanted a Butler dressed and named Black, Im a Cowboy with Beebop and were bout to attack! To save the earth and Moon, the Sailor Scouts assist, and Gurren Laggen joins in with series ending twist! Magic Knights Rayearth, and Chobits galore, the Full-Metal Alchemist will have you back wanting more! Trigun is fun till his arm becomes gun...but my anime rapping skills will put your voice actor on the run! Miyazaki is the nerd with anime respect...several different films for us nerds to select! Now you what nerdom pride is...and were different from geeks! Youve just been nerd slapped with my rap across yo cheeks! If you can feel with my beat, and jive with lyrics you know why nerds get just a little hysteric! BOOM! Word out! Live long and Prosper! PEACE! (I get bored and lively at the same on late nights...)
Posted on: Wed, 30 Apr 2014 05:46:08 +0000