HILARIOUS !!!! - India Calling! India holds a certain sense of mystery for the world outside its borders... read on to find how curious foreigners are about India and its ways... or rather read on to find out how dumb and ignorant they are about us .. this was taken from a tourism blog where people could post queries if they were planning on making a trip to India .... N.B. The answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have an excellent sense of humour. Q : Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q : Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much youve been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, its only three thousand kms, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India ? (Sweden) A: So its true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATMs India ? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi , Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore ? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Which direction is North in India ? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and well send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into India ? (UK) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q: Can I wear high heels in India ? (UK) A: Youre a British politician, right? Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore , and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets. Q: Do you have perfume in India ? (France) A: No, WE dont stink. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India ? (USA) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India ? (France) A: Only at Christmas. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but youll have to learn it first Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy) A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime. Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA) A: No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 17:28:22 +0000
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