HOME AWAY FROM HOME Episode 50 ... 1 Saturday morning,Juliet was around,she was cookin,she needed more water so i told ha i wuld go fetch water 4rm d well.Not knowin wat wuld befall me.As i walked 2 d well playing 2pac-still i rise4rm my fone via my earpiece, Ilorin tapped me 4rm behind,i removed my earpiece nd heard, Flow,help me fetch water na,abeg.Wetin do ur hand?i queried. notin oh,shit wan comot 4 my nyash,i wan go toilethe responded.but our toilet na pit toilet na, dem no dey flush pit toilet nai said.i knw but,i wan use d water baf afta i don sh*t finishIlorin said.I had no choice but 2 help him out,nt knowing dat his bucket of water wuld cause me a bucket full of tears.If u say our well was 100ft deep, u re nt far 4rm d truth.It was very deep.I always looked away anytym i came close 2 it bcus i was scared of its dept. I was still listening 2 2pacs song nd at d same tym fetching water 4rm d well.I suddenly saw dis oroboWoman 4rm a distance comin 2 my direction.Initially,i tot she wasnt comin 2 my direction,so i continued wat i was doing.I had finished fetching my 2 buckets,so i drew Ilorins bucket closer 2 my reach.Meanwhile,d 2pac song dat was playing,had finished playing,so i brought out my fone 4rm my pocket 2 replay d song. Immediately i pressed replay,i looked up nd saw dat d orobo woman was asking me sumtin,i removed d right ear of my earpiece 2 hear her well.my customer dey?she was asking me of Angom;ha supplier of beans,yes,e deyi responded.As she was walking 2wards Angoms rum,i culdnt help but stared at ha bigikebewit my mouth ajar.As d woman walked,it created an earthquaking effect on d ground,it was lyk Elephants wer stampeding,but y Yoruba women dey too fat lyk dis na?nna i neva c woman wey fat lyk dis since dem born me oh,hw she go take dey enter okada sef?Abi na 2 okada go dey carry ha?i was lost in my tots 4geting dat i was still holding my fone, alongside d Fetching pale.I turned 2 continue fetching d water, throwing d fetching pale in 2 d well,nt knowing i didnt only throw d fetching pale,... I threw my fone also. Tears wer gradually gathering in my eyes.I felt lyk jumping in 2 d well 2 rescue my fone, but i dared nt,unless i wanteddirect entry2 go c devil. Flow u don fetch my water finishi heard a voice dat sounded lyk Ilorins,u dey mad der,na ur bucket of water i wan fetch wey make my fone fall insyd well nowi yelled........ It was d day of WAEC mathimatics. My day,I was in sch as early as 7am. Mr popoola (sounds lyk paw paw) our sch Mathematics teacher came 2 meet me at d corpers office wer i was seating alone.He told me dat all d students had paid 4 d answers of d Maths 2 b solved nd brought 2 dem in d hall.He also told me dat all i needed 2 do was 2 smuggle out 1 question paper 4rm any of d students,bring it 2 him in d staff rum, he solves it,nd i return 2 him lata 2 take d answers 2 distribute 2 d student.After d Exam i wuld b paid 5k.A cool way 2 make 5k if i may say,not knowing it wuld b an heaculean task.... . D exam started.D external examiner seemed lyk a strict man 2 me.u der!! Stand up,u ar copying abi?i said. D lanky boy stood up wit surprise written all over him bcus he was sure he wasnt copying.But i had a plan. I came 2 wer d boy stood,looked 2 confirm d external examiner wasnt looking at me,grabbed d boys question paper nd folded it quickly in2 my pocket. I winked at d boy nd he understood my plan,now sit down nd dont copy againi said 2 d boy.D external examiner tot i was doing my job,not knowing i was afta my 5k. I gave Mr Popoola d question paper nd returned 2 d hall. Suddenly,u dat gal stand up,take ur desk nd chair outsyd,u will write d rest of dis exam outsyd d hall alone bcus u wer copyingd eternal examiner commanded. D fair beauty stood up reluctantly nd took her chair nd desk outsyd,hw dis kin fine gal go dey copy nai tot as she catwalked outsyd.corper go wit ha outsyd,nd make sure she doesnt cheatd External examiner was reffering 2 me. sir pls na,help me beg him nashe was pleading wit me 2 plead on ha behalf,is she sorry yet?d Eternal examiner asked 4rm insyd,no sir,she is still complainingi responded. 10minutes later,d fair beauty was smilin,instead of frowning,i neva knew she had a plan.. A seductive plan....... WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 51 after 30 likes
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 21:00:55 +0000
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