HOME HUMOUR Mum: Junior, Junior, you wash this BMW car everyday, what is the problem? Junior: Point of correction, I did not wash the car everyday, I water it. There is a difference between the two. Mum: Young teacher, tell me the difference. Junior: Thanks, Ma! Washing has to do with cleaning, while watering has to do with growing. With due respect Ma, rephrase your first question. Mum: Ok, why are you watering the car everyday? Junior: I water the car everyday to assist the family. Mum: How? Junior: When dad bought the car, we were four in the family and the car could contain us very well . But you and dad refused to do family planning and we are now 10 in the family. This car can no longer contain us, so am watering it everyday, hopefully it will grow to a 10-seater-bus. Mum: Junior, ju-----cough, cough-------- (flushstresswithlaughterandmessage)
Posted on: Wed, 05 Jun 2013 12:06:25 +0000
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