HOUSEHOLD ADVICE: If you ever have two standard poodles drag a 25-lb sack of sugar off of a shelf, eat what they can and spread the rest around the kitchen, this is what you do: First, Panic. Second, Assess if any of the sugar can be saved. Third, Find a container or containers large enough to hold all of the sugar. Fourth, find that said containers seem to be glued together Fifth, panic. Then call Frank Schottler (certified genius) and be advised that dishwasher soap introduced between the containers should be lubricant enough to pop the seal free. Sixth, Work the containers free of each other. Note: cursing does not help this process. Seventh: wash the freed containers, dry them and introduce sugar into them. Eighth, vacuum and mop kitchen floor. Then attempt to feed the miscreants their supper, which, naturally, they will not eat. Go on Facebook and brag about how clever you are and hope that your friends will not notice that you left twenty-five pounds of sugar within reach of known felons. Post.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 23:39:16 +0000