HOUSEMATE WANTED: Immaculate vintage Victorian townhouse in the heart of Windsor needs a clean, humble, quiet tenant to join our flourishing house family. Huge well-groomed backyard and state-of-the-art facilities means your musical dreams can come true. The successful applicant must possess the following: - Exceptional fire skills - MasterChef-quality kitchen skills - a penchant for turning into a Dwayno when drunk - A fondness for messiah-like proclamations - A knack for telling stories supporting that notion - Must have quit your job and moved from Gold Coast to start a rock band, only to realise you cant sing - Babes must always come second to waves - Dumb tattoos (see above) Must have own car - no excuses, but most importantly you should be a breeze to live with Wodya reckon? Think youve got wod it takes? Auditions now open. GO!
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 08:03:38 +0000
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