HOW AKPORS SCARTER CHURCH. During CHURCH SERVICE pastor made a mistake by calin Akpors d area boy to give d church a closing prayer.. See Wahala! Akpors step forward, colected d mic and said:close ur eyes lets pray.. Congregation: close eye Akpors: In Jesus name.. Congregation: Amen Akpors: in Jesus name again.. Congregation: Amen. Akpors: i say in Jesus name Congregation: open eye. Few amen frm congregatn.. Akpors: in Jesus name oo Congregatn: no answer. Akpors: in Jesus.. A provoked member speak up: if u want to pray, Pray, we ar tired . Akpors: shut up ur mouth, na watin u tink sayi dey do? Shey na play i dey play here. Pastor: Its ok, Akpors finish up. Akpors: (wit stil mic on his mouth)dis is rubish o. No make me vex 4 here o. Me i no dey luk Jesus face o. I go sound u here now. Congregatn: open mouth. Pastor: its ok Finish ur prayer. Akpors: close ur eyes lets pray. In Jesus name Congregatn: Amen. Akpors: in Jesus name again. Congregatn: amen. Akpors: i say in Jesus Pastor: hold it. Giv me d mic. Akpors: whch mic? Pastor: d one in ur hand. Akpors: watin u wan take am do? Pastor: Akpors dont wory jux giv me mic. Akpors: i neva finish prayer na. Pastor: dont wory i wil finish it. Akpors: watin? Finish what? I no go giv u any mic until i finish my prayer.. Pastor: wil u giv me d mic. Akpors: we die here, 4 mic no way. I mux finish my prayer. Congregatin: sat down watchin drama. Datz hw Church scata 2day o. Lol. Akpors is......................
Posted on: Sun, 18 Aug 2013 19:30:42 +0000
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