HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? Part 1 ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it? DOBERMAN: Immediately decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a more efficient form of lighting -- perhaps a fluorescent bulb. AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how its supposed to be done! BULLDOG: Just one. But it takes them three years to do it. POMERANIANS: They dont change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while theyre out. PUG: Er, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you? GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? or... GOLDEN RETRIEVER: Ill be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first cant we play catch with the tennis ball, or Frisbee -- and then I want to lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you with my sad eyes. What, youre changing the light bulb yourself -- you didnt have to do that -- but I looooove you so much for being my friend and doing that. AFGHAN: Light bulb? What light bulb? CAT: I dont waste my time with these childish jokes. SHIBA-INU: Zero! Shibas arent afraid of the dark! SCHIPPERKE: Its your light bulb -- change it yourself. Unless... Is there food involved?? POODLE: Sorry, Just had my nails done. BEAGLE: How many cookies do I get? WEIMARANER: What?? Light bulb? You want ME to change a LIGHT BULB? LAB: Why change it? The darker it is, the longer I can sleep. BASENJI: LIGHT BULB? We dont change no stinking light bulbs! MALAMUTE: Let *him* do it. You can pet me while hes busy.
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