HOW MR MODIS REFORMS SPEEDED UP MY BIRTH! The news f Mr Modis reforms remind me of the fear that the biggie Baboos and he Teenie Baboos had during S Kairons tenure as the CM of Punjab,-the good days when the Sardar Sahib who generally sported a flowing beard,rolled it up and paid surprise visits to offices ,suspending non functional bumblebees who were wasting his Governments time and the taxpayers money!Many faced the axe while many were suspended! Those were the days my friend -we thought they wud never end,but the assasination of the great man set back a process which could not be replicated again! The Baboos ran shit scared!Work was actually generated! Mr Modi seems to have had that ripple effect when it was in the newspaper that the files would be disposed off faster by reducing the number of decision makers. Well my doter Gonu and my son in law Sheri were visibly impressed and moved files. I was informed that the family would assemble at night and have dinnah with me.No problemo-Lakhan and me got to work and produced a decent meal. Lakhan whispered-Didi ek tho dabba laya hai indicating the size with his palms-Gonu came directly from her Fabindia store and Sheri turned up with Veerji,Jaskirat and Amigo ,their gentleman Jim of a Basset Hound! Lakhan was delighted as he likes a full house! Then Gonu unveiled the Modi Plan-things had been speeded up by moving files and lo and behold I had been Congressed!I was to be born tonight this year without my Mothers noleje!She explained-I gotta work,Sheri has to work and Jaskirat has School and Papa-Veerji my respected samdhi Gurdeepji-had to go to his haunt-The USI -and since i was the only vella banda( Mister-without -Work)-publisher and all-i could easily take premature birth! So while some heavenly pics were taken amidst clapping and Amigos barking-I was born last night instead of my usual date of emergence-09 Jun! Cheers!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 23:01:37 +0000
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