HOW PASTOR FOUND HIMSELF IN DEEP SHIT It had been raining heavily all day and night. Early the following morning, before rushing to class for the dawn preps, pastor felt he urgently needed to visit the latrines. Not for a short call; for a long one. He wanted to postpone it till there was light but the number of plates of maize & beans he had taken last evening couldn’t allow him. He entered one of the full latrines in the dorm area. By then he was getting rather impatient. The “baby” was too close! By the time he got in and posed for the “shoot”, he was so in a hurry that he didn’t realize the small booth-like room starting to sink. Pastor weighed approximately 106kgs! He was just beginning to whistle with success when he realized that he was actually going down together with his “results”. He tried to disconnect the call, but the system somehow hanged. The call literally hanged! Dangling! Quick thinking and common sense told him to stand and reach for the door. He did so. He hurriedly reached for the trousers with the other hand, with the call still hanging. He took a quick stride towards the door using the right leg but the left leg slid backwards. He didn’t just fall. He went down crumbling. He sat on his still hanging call! The quake he caused made the latrine to even sink faster. The floor cracked and separated allowing his whole leg right into the pit. A pit that was full of human waste. His whole leg, for several minutes, was immersed into shit. Deep shit! Lucky enough he was never injured. Were it not for Mr.Kigige who was on his way to inspect the preps, pastor could probably have drowned! Drowning in shit! Shit man! #I hope the school has nowadays looked into sanitation and drainage
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:12:27 +0000
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