HOW STUPID PEOPLE BUILT THIS COUNTRY. Too many people dont realize how the stupid people grew our economy higher than it could ever have grown without them. Here is a little history for you: When stupid people started to move into the nicer city neighborhoods in the past, they acted like fools with their loud parties and obnoxious friends, so the intelligent people had to move away. The intelligent people worked two jobs and sold their houses and moved away to the suburbs. They built new houses and the forest and lumber industries grew and the hardware stores grew. Millions of dollars surged into the economy building roads for the smart people to get to and from work. Then the stupid people started robbing and stealing because they were too stupid, lazy, and unqualified for jobs. Then the smarter people had to replace the items stolen and the economy grew even stronger. Since stupid people were unemployed, they started drinking heavily and so the liquor makers had to expand and add more workers. That made the economy grow stronger again. The stupid people started shooting people and the hospitals grew and new ones were built. That in turn created jobs for more cops, nurses and doctors. Smart people had to buy guard dogs and security alarms. Alarm companies had to hire more people and pet stores sprung up everywhere to sell items for the guard dogs. Then the stupid people were thrown in jail and new jails had to be built and more guards were hired and the economy grew even stronger than before. Then the Democrats created Welfare, so all the stupid people got on welfare and the smart people had to work harder to support them, and the economy grew stronger. Then the stupid people stole fancy cars, and soon crashed them. Smart people had insurance and so they bought new cars and the auto industry grew. Television producers were thrilled because they could produce shows like “Cops” and “Most Wanted” due to all of the crime going on. Smart people bought more guns and ammunition to keep the stupid people away. That made gun-manufacturing jobs grow and more factories were built and people were employed. So you see, we owe a lot to stupid people. Now go and hug all of the stupid people you know. And if you believed a word of this, then >>HUGS
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 18:11:33 +0000
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