HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT NAIJA CITIES!!! 1. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along, sees dem and walks on - Dats Lagos! ---------------------------------------- 2. Two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly opens a bottle of beer - Dats Jos! ---------------------------------------- 3. Two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly says, GOD doesnt like all this nonsense...Peace settles in - Dats Enugu! ---------------------------------------- 4. Two guys are fighting and a 3rd guy comes along, then a 4th and they start arguing about who is right - you are in Sapele! ---------------------------------------- 5. Two guys are fighting, the 3rd guy comes frm a nearby house and says, Dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting. - Dats Benin! ---------------------------------------- 6. Two guys are fightin, one runs away only to return with boko boys to start killing innocent people who know nothing about the fight - Dats Yobe! ---------------------------------------- 7. Two guys are fighting, a 3rd guy comes along with a carton of beer, all sit together drinkin beer and abusin each other and all go home as friends - you are in Waffi (Warri noni)! ---------------------------------------- 8. Two guys are fighting and one of them starts calling the other one thief, armed robber, cultist and so on...A mob gathers and burn the accused alive - you are in Aluu! ---------------------------------------- 9: Two guys are fighting, both of them take time out and call their friends on there mobiles...Now 50 guys are fighting - you are definitely in Ibadan! ---------------------------------------- 10. Two guys are fighting, a 3rd guy comes along and tries to make peace...The 1st two get together and beat him up - Dats Bauchi for you! Naija no dey carry last 11. Two guys are fighting bike riders park, cars begin to park alimajiris begin to gather before you say jack robinson 1,000 people have surround the two fighters with only two people trying to know what happens. - Dats definately Kano for you. TRUE OR FALSE?
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 13:07:13 +0000
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