HOW TO PROPERLY TRAIN A PARROT A young man was given a parrot by a friend who was leaving the country and could no longer keep it. He was pleased with the gift until he found that the parrot could talk and had learned almost nothing but swear words. The parrot would curse him from the moment he saw it in the morning until he covered its cage with a towel at night. After a day and a half of this, hed had enough and determined to make the parrot quit. He tried being especially quiet and speaking gently to the bird, but the parrot intensified its efforts and swore up a blue-streak. Finally, the young man lost his temper after one particularly obscene outburst and grabbed the parrot off of its perch and shoved it into the freezer and shut the door. The parrot screamed and swore inside the freezer for a short time and then there was silence. The silence persisted and the young man, thinking that he might have frozen the parrot quickly opened the freezer and let the cold bird sit on his arm. After warming up a bit, the parrot said, Id like you to know that Im truthfully sorry for my poor behavior and vile language. Youll never hear such words from me again. The young man was stunned. Just as he opened his mouth to answer the parrot, the parrot said in a very meek voice, By the way ... May I ask what the turkey did?
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 03:11:36 +0000
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