HOW TO SPOT A ZAMBIAN 1. Goes on leave instead of resigning. 2. He always despise a Vitz but does not even own a bicycle. 3. They say 208 when they mean 2008. 4. Reads your newspaper with you on the bus and gets angry when you flip over the page. 5. Goes to study abroad in India and comes back with an American accent. 6. You invite them home for a birthday party and they come empty handed and hungry at the same time. 7. Borrow a pen from you in the bank and they dont return it. 8. Refers to all brands of cooking oil as SALADI. 9. Refers to Toyota Hiace as mini- bus. 10. Relatives come visiting and they expect you to give them money for the fare back home. 11. When surprised the first word is IYEE! 12. Introduces himself/herself by saying me my names are....... 13. They fear meeting the police at night than a robber. 14. Buys mineral water once and reuses the bottle with tap water for 2 months. 15. Creates 3 to 4 lanes on a 2 lane road. 16. Women fear their hair to be soaked by the rain than being hit by a moving vehicle.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 07:36:05 +0000
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