HYPOCRISY IS WHEN WE CLAP FOR PATRICK OBAHIAGBON AND PROF. WOLE SOYINKA WHEN THEY CONSTANTLY BREAK THE RULES OF COMPREHENSIVE AND CONVENTIONAL COMMUNICATION AND THEN RIDICULE PATIENCE JONATHAN WHEN SHE OBEYS THOSE RULES MORE BY PASSING HER MESSAGES IN CLEAR TERMS TO HER AUDIENCE. Making grammatical errors was never beyond President George Bush, one time the most powerful men on earth whose first language is ENGLISH. Below is a culled article on some of his grammatical blunders. Mind you, it never made him a worse leader. He ruled the most powerful nation on Earth for 8 solid years. Bushisms are unconventional words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, and semantic or linguistic errors that occur in the public speaking of former President of the United States George W. Bush.[1][2] The term has become part of popular folklore and is the basis of a number of websites and published books. It is often used to caricature the President. Common characteristics include malapropisms, the creation of neologisms, spoonerisms, stunt words and grammatically incorrect subject-verb agreement. Bushs use of the English language in formal and public speeches has spawned several books that document the statements. The first, Bushisms/President George Herbert Walker Bush in His Own Words, was released in 1992. A poem entitled Make the Pie Higher, composed entirely of Bushisms, was compiled by cartoonist Richard Thompson.[3][4] Various public figures and humorists, such as Jon Stewart of The Daily Show and Garry Trudeau, creator of the comic strip Doonesbury have popularized some more famous Bushisms, particularly those of George W. Bush. Linguist Mark Liberman of Language Log has suggested that Bush is not unusually error-prone in his speech, saying: You can make any public figure sound like a boob, if you record everything he says and set hundreds of hostile observers to combing the transcripts for disfluencies, malapropisms, word formation errors and examples of non-standard pronunciation or usage... Which of us could stand up to a similar level of linguistic scrutiny?[5] Nearly a decade after George W. Bush said misunderestimated in a speech, Philip Hensher called the term one of his most memorable additions to the language, and an incidentally expressive one: it may be that we rather needed a word for to underestimate by mistake.[6] Journalist and pundit Christopher Hitchens published an essay in The Nation titled Why Dubya Cant Read, writing:[7] I used to have the job of tutoring a dyslexic child, and I know something about the symptoms. So I kicked myself hard when I read the profile of Governor George W. Bush, by my friend and colleague Gail Sheehy, in this months Vanity Fair. All those jokes and cartoons and websites about his gaffes, bungles and malapropisms? Weve been unknowingly teasing the afflicted. The poor guy is obviously dyslexic, and dyslexic to the point of near-illiteracy. Stanford Graduate School Lecturer and former Bush economic policy advisor Keith Hennessey has argued that the number of Bushs verbal gaffes is not unusual given the significant amount of time that he has spoken in public.[8] Furthermore, if Barack Obamas speeches were given the same level of scrutiny, there would be a similar number of gaffes. Hennessey goes on to say that Bush tried to position himself as an average American, not as a Cambridge or Upper East Side elite. Notable statements[edit] General[edit] They misunderestimated me.[9] — Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000 I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.[10] — Saginaw, Michigan; September 29, 2000 Theres an old saying in Tennessee—I know its in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me — you cant get fooled again.[11] — Nashville, Tennessee; September 17, 2002 Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs arent able to practice their love with women all across this country.[12] — Poplar Bluff, Missouri; September 6, 2004 Im going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least theres an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened.[13] (Announcing he would write a book about the 12 toughest decisions he had to make. Presumably authoritative was intended.) Foreign affairs[edit] Im the commander, see. I dont need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. Thats the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I dont feel like I owe anybody an explanation.[14] Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times- Speaking with the president of Liberia, Washington, D.C., Oct. 22, 2008 [15] This is still a dangerous world. Its a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses. (missile launches?)[16] Economics[edit] You bet I cut the taxes at the top. That encourages entrepreneurship. What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher.[16] In January 2000, just before the New Hampshire primary, Bush challenged the members of the Nashua Chamber of Commerce to imagine themselves as a single mother working hard to put food on your family.[16] Education[edit] Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?[4] — Florence, South Carolina; January 11, 2000 See also[edit] #stopcriticizingyourfirstladyandmakingyourselfabiggerfool#
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