Haha...Oooh heck. Haha Yerll never guess what..... Me Mams not gor any medson...... an then horror on horrors, she called in Tesco an they ant gor any cava either...... must be yo lot drinking all her medson she sez.... anyway she found a bottle o Pinot Grigio lurking int back ont fridge.... So she oppened it an sat down wi a nice glass........but then Owr Helena arrives...an all hell breaks loose........so me Mam puts her glass ont flooer........an owr Josh is busy ragging owr Helenas jeans..... till it goes quiet........ Me Mams engrossed in BFG Weddings, when all on a sudden....we hear lapping noises...... Me Mam screams..... {{{{{SCREAM}}}}} Hes ony gone an dipped his gob in her glass an is slurping like a good un........ Buddy ell me Mam shawts Fings are bad enuff wi-out thee nicking me mekshift Medson lad...... Anyway its asleep agean nah....... hope it ant gor an hangover when it wakes up......
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 22:00:39 +0000