Hahaha!!! Im currently sitting by myself down a massive pitch black oil tank at work, and part of the safety measures is that I need a personal gas monitor in case the air becomes dangerous to breathe in. Absolutely shit myself when this thing goes off, and as Im about to put on my breathing apparatus and hurriedly make my way to the top, it hits me. In my panic I had forgotten that I farted 2 seconds earlier. As the smell protrudes, the gas alarm chills out and COppm reading drops to a safe level. I need to get off this protein diet Im on, its clearly not good for me.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 09:54:50 +0000
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