Hahaha best tinder line yet - Madee let me cut to the chase. Theres 2 ways we can do this: 1. I could ask you on a date, we could go out for a lovely romantic meal. It would be slightly awkward at first because we met on Tinder but once you realise Im a funny happy guy you soon relax into my company. From then things would go smoothly. Frequent dates, progression into a relationship we would love laugh and generally enjoy each others company. Eventually I pluck up the courage and ask you to marry me. We move into our first house. After falling pregnant you quit work and I take over the financial responsibility myself. Not long after the second child comes along and things start to go downhill. You let yourself go and only have time for the kids. Im working long hours to pay for the family and eventually love leaves the relationship. I have an affair and eventually you find out. This leads to a divorce, you get the kids and a court agrees that I can see them on the weekend. The poor children then grow up with parents that hate them. Which is completely unfair on them. Which brings me to option 2. We have a quicky an use a condom, everyone wins and goes home satisfied and happy. Think of the children Madee 😂😂 #thinkofthechildren
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 08:50:24 +0000
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