Halloween Memories They come to my door and say, Twix or Tweetes Mr.!, they are so cute! Thats when I pull out the big bowl of popcorn balls, ricecrispies treats and candied apples. And they get so excited ... and I get so excited ... and then I ask them for photo IDs because I dont want to encourage illegals or Democrats ... and they get all like serious ,,, and then when I ask them for a paystub to prove they are not on welfare they start whooping and hollering and just pitchin an incredible fit. And then I tell them, get the hell off my porch you skalliwags! They get all Eat my Shorts! Old Man! And then I grab the garden hose and give them a good soaking while screaming Suck water and die! And then they like run away, and I dont see them again until Thanksgiving Dinner and for some reason they bring up the whole ugly incident instead of saying, Thank You Grampa for the Hot Dogs and potato chips. And then they start moaning about wanting Turkey and stuffing and pie and green beans with onion crispies and cranberries until I cant take it anymore and set the dogs on them. They wait in their parents car. Finally time for popcorn, football and a nap in front of the fire. I love autumn holidays!
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 08:43:41 +0000
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