Hamburger place ..Star went in with Raven and waited outside of the restroom. CASHIER: Hey! The sign says that the restrooms are for paying customers only STAR: OH UH WAVEN IZ DOING DA POOPOOS BUT WHEN SHE POOPOOZ SHE ALZO PEEPEEZ CASHIER: I DIDNT SAY PEEING I SAID PAYING!!! NOW ARE YOU GOING TO ORDER SOMETHING?? STAR: NOPE WEZ HAD HOT GOGGIEZ ALWEADY! I DO HAZZA GO POTTY TOO. STAR STOOD IN A CORNER PULLED HER BRITCHES DOWN AND RELIEVED HERSELF CASHIER: HEY!!!!!!!!!! MANAGER: CAME OUT TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON STAR: POINTED AT THE CASHIER: SHE WOULD NOT WET ME UZE DA POTTY CAUZE I BUYED A HOT GOGGY AT DA GAZ STATION AN DIDNT WANNA BUY SUMPIN HEREZ AN I HAD TO MAKE DA PEEPEEZ!!! MANAGER: GAVE THE CASHIER A DIRTY LOOK THEIR IS A HAZARDOUS SPILL KIT, YOU WILL NEED TO USE THAT!! RAVEN CAME OUT OF THE RESTROOM AND STAR WHISPERED TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND THE TWO WENT OVER TO THE CORNER AND STARTED JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN IT MANAGER: YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING....YOU TWO NEED TO LEAVE PLEASE RAVEN: UH...I USED DA POTTY AND FWUSHED IT AN IT OBERFWOWED IT HAD POOPIEZ AN GWITTER IN IT MANAGER: OUT!!! THE TWO GIRLS GIGGLED AND RAN OUT THE DOOR DRIVER: OKAY YOU TWO I sincerely dont want to know! He smiled The girls were growing on him RAVEN: Hey Misser wez wanna wisten to da wadio dat pwayz fun kidz moosic DRIVER: the name is Steve just call me Steve THE GIRLS giggled STAR: PWEAZE STEVE WE WANTZ TO HEAR DA MOOSIC! STEVE: Hey ladies look over there! THE GIRLS: SQUEALED WITH DELIGHT as they saw a carnival STEVE : isnt that better than big buildings RAVEN: WEZ WANNA GOEZ DERE!!!! STEVE: uh...you know I have bbeen out driving since early this morning I could use a break He took the girls to the carnival and rode the rides with them STAR: wanted a big stuffed polar bear so she went over to play darts and balloons MAN: So you want that big polar bear huh?? Maybe you should let your daddy help you. STAR: MY DADDY IZNT HERE!!! He showed Star a tiny stuffed lizard this is the minimum prize and if you want that big bear you have to hit 3 balloons STAR: Shut up an gibez me da dawtz befur I hitz youz!! THE MAN: OKAY OKAY Star: grabbed all three darts and three them at once and popped three balloons MAN: STOOD THERE WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN STAR: GIBE ME MY BEAR! MAN: I DONT BELIEVE IT STAR: MY BEAR PWEAZE !!! THE MAN: I BET YOU COULD NOT DO THAT AGAIN STAR PICKED UP THE DARTS AND DID THE SAME THING NOW GIBEZ ME MY BEARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! PEOPLE:GIVE THE KID HER BEAR YOU CROOK! THE MAN STILL IN AWE GAVE STAR HER BEAR RAVEN: WANTED A BIG PINK KITTYCAT STAR: MY SISSER WANTZ A BIG PINK KITTYCAT! MAN: YOU HAVE TO HIT THREE MORE BALLOONS STAR: I ALWEADY DID, MISSER NOW GIVE WAVEN DA KITTYCAT! MAN: GOT IN STARS FACE PAY ME FOR THOSE OTHER THREE DARTS THAT YOU THREW AND I WILL GIVE YOUR SISTER HER KITTYCAT! STAR: YER BREAF STINKS AND NO!! IZ NOT PAYING...YOU MADE A BET AND I WON....GIBEZ MY SISSER DA KITTYCAT!! STAR BORE HER TEETH AND DID A LONG DEEP THROATED GROWL THE MAN: SCREAMED A HIGH PITCHED SCREAM OKAY HERE IS YOUR SISTERS KITTYCAT!!! UM YOU UM WANT ANYTHING ELSE...UH HERE IS A FUZZY PURPLE BEAR STAR: YOU CAN HAZ IT DEN YOU CANZ HOLD IT AN SUCK YER FUMB!!! PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AND CLAPPING The girls fell asleep in the cab and the trip was quiet STEVE: Brought the girls home and carried them both to the apartment MOMMY: Did they have a big time ? STEVE: OH YES! He went back and got their toys food and booster seats MOMMY: How much do we owe you?.STEVE: Oh uh....nothing...this by far was one of the greatest trips I have been on. He gave Mommy his card Call me anytime! MOMMY SMILED: Thanks Steve...but you dont know what you are asking for.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 08:43:26 +0000
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