Happy Birthday to my wife, Brooke Peery Bartholomew. If I told you - TopicsExpress



          

Happy Birthday to my wife, Brooke Peery Bartholomew. If I told you how she was I would have to end up looking for another wife. In case you didnt know thats A LOT of paperwork, and then I have to find ANOTHER attractive woman with self-esteem issues, and I hate wearing a tuxedo so the wedding would be a living Hell. Plus, the next one probably wouldnt wanna get married by Elvis, in Vegas, either. So, Id probably have to convert to whatever kool-aid drinking religion she belongs to and get an actual minister. Then, I would ultimately do something stupid, like put her age on Facebook, and she would leave me, too. So, honestly, its just easier to keep my mouth shut, and stay married to this one. I dont really have the kind of time that it would take to find another one. Anyway, Happy Birthday Brooke. I love you know matter how old you get.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 13:17:04 +0000

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