Happy Labor Day, American workers now working roughly 50 hours a week for less! Workers and oppressed peoples of the Republic, let us stand shoulder to shoulder, grill a burger and turn on Duck Dynasty! In one voice let us chant from sea to sea, Down with the Middle Class! Down with the working poor! Down with the Proletariat! Up with the Bourgeois! Unfurl your Onward the glorious right wing revolution! and join me in shouting to the Heavens, Down with affordable health care, down with public education, down with social security and down with socialist medicare! Onward privatization! Onward 21st Feudalism! Up with the opiates of the masses! Up with organized religion. Up with pop culture. Down with the so-called intellectuals. Down with students. Up with the patriots of conservative media! Down with clean campaigns, brothers and sisters! Up with Dark Money! Down with Opportunity and Higher education. Up with economic segregation! Up with class stagnation! Down with Government and up with Freedom! Freedom from the chains of regulation! All you have to lose is your democratic Republic and your faith in capitalism. All power to the Glorious One Percent. From each according to his ability to each investor, speculator and shareholder according to his greed. Happy Labor Day! (Ill be having turkey jerky and flat Perrier, rereading the Declaration of Independence, skimming some Robert Reich and perusing a bit of Paul Krugman.) God bless America.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 02:47:16 +0000