Happy Monday, BHRGers! Its me, Butters E. again with my final career update. At Miss Monica Celizic and Miss Rande Fogelmans suggestion, I tried being a butler today. I didnt do very well. Miss Monica and Miss Rande said Id need a silver tray and champagne to serve my humans. I was able to chew the cork out of the champagne bottle, but just couldnt balance the tray on my back. Then Momma said butlers run baths for their people- but I refused. I wont go anywhere near a bathtub. It could have been a trick! So I lost points there. And then Momma said butlers answer the door and greet people politely. Sigh- I just cant! I must woof vigorously to drive the intruders away! Its what I do! So momma said that is the career I was born for- guard dog. I will keep the house safe from dangerous threats like UPS men. I guess I found my career! She also said I will always have a job waiting for me on her lap as her snugglepuppy. Not a bad gig. Well thanks everyone for following my career search. Well be donating my butlers tray, a couple champagne glasses, a bottle stopper and a nice bottle of champagne to the auction. Over and out! -B.E.
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 22:18:31 +0000
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