Happy Sunday everyone and thanks to the person who sent me this (who shall remain anonymous). A woman goes into the Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandsons birthday. She doesnt know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A store associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel? He says, Maam, Im completely blind; but if youll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes. She doesnt believe him but drops it on the counter just the same. He says, Thats a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. Its a good all-round combination and its on sale this week for only $20.00. She says, Its amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. Ill take it! As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. Oh, that sounds like a Master Card, he says. She bends down to pick it up and out slips a fart. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes theres no way that the clerk could tell who had tooted. He wouldnt know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, Thatll be $34.50 please. The woman is totally confused by this and asks, Didnt you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50? He replies, Yes, Maam. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 13:07:31 +0000
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