Happy birthday America! Today is the day that Jesus sailed across the Atlantic in the Mayflower just 200 years ago and used his lightning sword and fire breath to destroy the evil dinosaurs who were holding the turkeys ransom. The battle was about to turn in an ill favor when just in time, Elvis, Christopher Columbus, and of course Popeye showed up with over 6,000 native Americans, who actually were half Mexican half Chinese miners brought over from Japan to finish the transcontinental railroad. Every year we commemorate Jesus victory at Plymouth Rock by hiding all the eggs and singing songs of triumph. But you dont need the history lesson from me! Happy Thanksgiving and Im thankful for all I have. My family, my friends, my friends families, and my families friends. Annnd my Cadillac. Def that.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 17:30:26 +0000
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