Have some laugh my friends .... . Interesting Tombstones : Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903--Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ============================= In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go. ============================= On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. Only the good die young. ============================= In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767 ============================= In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace The children of Israel wanted bread, and the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace wanted a wife, and the Devil sent him Anna. =============================== In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon him for not rising. =============================== In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, stepped on the gas instead of the brake. ============================== In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays The Kid, we planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, but slow on the draw. ================================ A lawyers epitaph in England: Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange. ================================= John Pennys epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: Reader, if cash thou art in want of any, dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny. ================================== In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune. ================================== Anna Hopewells grave in Enosburg Falls , Vermont: Here lies the body of our Anna, done to death by a banana. It wasnt the fruit that laid her low, but the skin of the thing that made her go. ================================== On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, theres only the pod, Pease shelled out and went to God. ================================== In a cemetery in England: Remember man, as you walk by, as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be, remember this and follow me. To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you Ill not consent, until I know which way you went.
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 14:22:58 +0000
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