Have to keep my sense of humor. Heres a little ditty for all the rest of you out there that are suffering from this bug along with me. To the tune of Margaritaville. Sippin on chicken broth, the cat’s scared of my cough All of my body is slathered with Vicks Layin in my bed, sure that I’m near dead Even the puppies won’t give me no licks Wastin away again in winter flu –oo – ville Searching for my last container of Puffs Some people claim that it’s a virus to blame I just know that its pretty darn rough Don’t know the reason, I stayed North this season Got nothin to show but this new strain of flu Oh it’s a real beauty, a real wicked cootie And now it’s affecting my family too Wastin away again in winter flu –oo – ville Searching for my last container of Puffs Some people claim that it’s a virus to blame I just know that it’s pretty darn rough Blew out my sinus, coughed up a rhino Fractured a rib, had to cruise back to bed I need booze in the blender That will hopefully render Me unconscious till I’m better or maybe just dead Yeah Some people claim that it’s a virus to blame I just know that its pretty darn rough Josie Smith ~ Flu season 2014
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 18:02:29 +0000
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