Have you ever had a morning with NOBODY in the house and youve already started the dishes and clothes washer and figure you have now earned some me time which consists of lying in your beloved Bed on your wonderful heating pad and reading but then you need to get up for a minute and, upon returning to your beloved Bed you do a happy jump to get back in it (which is more like falling in it with a slight upward motion) only to get half way there and your body say VERTIGO, DUMBASS. So you are lying there thinking Oh Bed, where has the magic gone? and Bed says About that . . . why dont you get up for a while. Im getting a permanent indention from your ass. and, as silent tears run down your face you realize your beloved Bed is trying to break up with you so you wonder downstairs - carefully holding on to the railing because you and Stairs have issues - and as you approach Sofa it says No way. Bed and I already talked. We feel you need to remain vertical for a while, so now you are exiled to your husbands stupid computer where you will likely try to purchase things on ebay which never works out because ebay freaking HATES you and lets everybody outbid you by 2 cents and the only other real option is to drink because there is no food in the house and you cant drive to the grocery store because of vertigo which has become a big, damn nuisance but you can communicate with your bestest friends on FB because you know they are always there for you. Right??? I think Ill try Nicolas bed.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 16:04:53 +0000
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