Have you ever went over a friends house to eat And the food just aint no good? The macaronis soggy, the peas are mushed, And the chicken tastes like wood So you try to play it off like you think you can By saying that youre full And then your friend says, Mama, hes just being polite He aint finished, uh-uh, thats bull! So your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie And you say that you already ate And your friend says Man, theres plenty of food So you pile some more on your plate While the stinky foods steamin, your mind starts to dreamin Of the moment that its time to leave And then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin Into something that looks like cheese Oh so you say Thats it, I gotta leave this place I dont care what these people think, Im just sittin here makin myself nauseous With this ugly food that stinks So you bust out the door while its still closed Still sick from the food you ate And then you run to the store for quick relief From a bottle of Kaopectate And then you call your friend two weeks later To see how he has been And he says, I understand about the food, Baby Bubba, but were still friends
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 07:32:08 +0000
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