Have you read this one?😀 A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds out that there is a different hell for each country. He then decides hell pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell and asked, What do they do here? He was told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. ... The man did not like that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many others. He then discovers that they were all similar to the German hell. Then he eventually goes to the Ghanaian hell and finds that there was a long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asked What at all do they do here that is different and specially attractive? He was then told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Ghanaian devil then comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why then are there so many people waiting to get in? asked the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, My brother, its because there is never any electricity; so the electric chair doesnt actually work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor; so the bed is comfortable to sleep on…… And the Ghanaian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other businesses !! IT PAYS TO BE A GHANAIAN.
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 20:39:08 +0000
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