Hawaiian Christmas Story.... li dat Da Night Befo Christmas Was DA night befo Christmas, and all ova DA place, Not even DA geckos was showin their face. Da stockings was hangin on top DA TV (Cause no MO fireplace in Hawaii ) Da kids stay all crashed, my old man too. They leave all DA work for you-know-who. So me, I stay pickin up alla dea toys, When - boom! - outside get only big noise! I run to DA window, I open em up, I stick out my head and I yell, Eh! Whassup?! And din, I no can ba-lieve what I seen! Was so unreal, you know what I mean? This fat haole guy get his reindeers in my yard! And reindeers not housebroken, you know, as why hard! But nemmind, Dis Christmas, so I cut em some slack. Plus, had uku pile presents pokin outta his sack! So I wait till he pau tie up his reindeer, Din I yell out DA window, Huui! Brah, ova hea! An I tell em first thing, when I open DA door, Eh, Hemo your shoes! You going dirty my floor! He take off his boots, he tell, You know who I am? I go, Ho! From da smell, must be Mr. Toe Jam! He make mempachi eyes and he go, Ho, ho, ho! By now, I stay thinking dis guy kinda slow! He look like my Tutu, but little less weight, And his beard stay so white, MO white than shark bait! He stay all in red, specially his nose, And get reindeer spit on top his nice clothes! But him, he no care; he just smile at me, And he start fo put presents unda-neath DA tree. I tell em, Eh, brah, no need make lidat, And watch where you step! You going ma-ke DA cat! Then, out from his bag, he pull one brand new computah, Choke video games, and one motorized scootah! He try for fill up DA Christmas socks too, But had so much pukas, all DA stuff went fall troo. When he pau, I tell em, Eh Santa, try wait! I get plenty leftovahs, I go make you one plate! But he nevah like hang, he had so much fo do; Gotta make all dem small kids wishes come true. So I wave em goodbye, and I flash em DA shaka, And I tell em, Mele Kalikimaka! When he hear that, he stop...and I telling you true, He go, Garans ball-barans! Merry Christmas to you!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 16:37:23 +0000
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