He Gave Me The Ticket! ; ) While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, Whats the hurry? I replied, Im late for work. Oh yeah, said the cop. What do you do? Im a rectum stretcher, I responded. The cop said, What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO? I said, Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until its about 6 foot wide. The cop asked me, What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole? I simply replied, You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge~!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 22:46:38 +0000
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