He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) •He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) •Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) •Drinking Garri doesnt mean ure poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) •Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) •Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) •Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) •He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) •He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) •No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013) •Anyone who reads this without laughing iseither looking 4 job or needs deliverance -Barack Obama (2014).
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 20:18:04 +0000
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