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Heads up for the most accurate Thanksgiving forecast you will ever see! Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high of 190 degrees Farenheit. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or a cold shoulder. During late afternoon & evening,the cold front of a sharp knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of 1-2 inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce will create slippery spots on the other side. Please pass the gravy! A weight watch and an indigestion warning have been issued for the entire country, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34 degrees Farenheit in the refrigerator. Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50% chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where the soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left is the bone. (From Paul and Shelia Heil of the Gospel Greats Radio broadcast.)
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 19:11:53 +0000

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